Thomas: "I could do that."
Tracie: "No, you couldn't."
Thomas: "Yes I could. I have this pattern in my mind. I call it toga. I would go to the story and buy this fabric called sheet."
Tracie: "No. Just no."
Thomas: "And then I buy these things called safety pins, and sew with them."
Tracie: "You would sew with safety pins? You know this is going on the internet, right?"
Thomas: "I'm glad I give you so much material."
Tracie: "So much material. Sew much material?"
(I think Thomas' love of puns is wearing off on me.)
Thomas: "For my next trick, I will teach you how to make a hat with a pattern I call newspaper."
Clearly I need to capture these creations on film, and send them in to the Project Runway people. They won't know what hit them.
What would you make if you were a contestant on Project Runway?
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