Thomas: "Hey honey, I'm so sorry to wake you up. Can I have my blanket?"
Tracie: *Grumble* "...but I'm so warm and cuddly." *Grumble grumble*
Thomas: "And can I have at least half of the bed?"
Tracie rolls over. *GRUMBLE*
Thomas: "I think it's time we bought a new blanket, and got you some new pillows."
Tracie: *Grumble grumble* "...mossy rocks."
Thomas: "What? You want to sleep on mossy rocks?"
Tracie: "Don't say words that have never met you."
Thomas (perplexed): "Yeah...okay...we could sleep on mossy rocks, because they would be softer than regular rocks?"
This is why you shouldn't try to talk to me at 3am when I am already asleep. Or maybe you should. Mossy Rock Beds might be the new big thing in sleep therapy. Probably not. But a girl can always dream.....as long as her husband doesn't wake her up.