That sounds a little like the beginning to a bad joke.
It isn't.
The part about the tree might make you laugh, though.
Or it might just make you judge me.
I'm guest posting for Shell at Things I Can't Say today.
You have to visit Shell to find out the rest of the story.
I'll see you there!
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