I do not have one in my backyard.
I do not have one in my oven.
And I will probably never have a turkey at the bowling lane.
Trifecta Writing Prompt:
33-333 words, including the 3rd definition of turkey.
Turkey: three successive strikes in bowling
Since I don't farm, cook, or bowl, I probably have no business writing about turkeys. I did write about bowling one time, and I made this great video to teach you how to be a better bowler:
...or, um, how not to be a better bowler?
Just don't bowl like me, and you will be fine. You might even get a turkey.
That really is all the bowling advice I have for you. You're welcome.